During an ecumenical meeting, someone rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!” The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed. The Baptists cried, “Where is the water?” The Lutherans nailed a notice to the door, declaring the fire was evil. The Pentecostals and charismatics praised God for the blessing that fire brings. The Calvinists quietly said, “God has predestined the fire.” The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson to appoint a committee to look into the matter. And the church secretary grabbed a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. (Source unknown.)
I found this on the Assembly of God website.